There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In a Shoe

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. 

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do; 

She gave them some broth without any bread.

Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Eighteenth Century English Nursery Rhyme

Who You Calling An Old Lady?

Twenty-first Century Timneh African Grey Parrot Tillie